Humorous Messages

Available Messages

Each Message is $5.00

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(Small breed) Muscle Dog Inside

5 lbs***.of Raw Terror

Man Eating (small breed) Inside - Be Afraid

Dangerous (breed) Inside

Has Killed Squeaky Toy

125 ** Pound Lap Dog Inside

Carniverous (small breed) Inside

Prefers Moving Target

No Oxygen Left in Room (large breed) Inside

Ferocious (small breed) Inside - Protect Ankles

Hungry (small breed) Inside -Will Eat You Whole

Room Capacity: 3 People or 1 (large breed)

Fluffy Little (large breed) Inside

***Contact us with a different weight if so desired

Message Options

(Small breed) Muscle Dog Inside Man Eating (small breed) Inside - Be Afraid Dangerous (breed) Inside Has Killed Squeaky Toy 125 ** Pound Lap Dog Inside Carniverous (small breed) Inside No Oxygen Left in Room (large breed) Inside Ferocious (small breed) Inside - Protect Ankles Hungry (small breed) Inside -Will Eat You Whole Room Capacity: 3 People or 1 (large breed) Fluffy Little (large breed) Inside

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Weight of Dog if Appropriate

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• Bring a smile to visitors while letting them know: You have pets!
  

• Suitable for all breeds, but some messages are especially suited for large breeds and tiny toys
  

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